1 00:00:01,502 --> 00:00:03,871 Her name is Punie Tanaka. 2 00:00:04,104 --> 00:00:06,640 She's a princess from the land of magic. 3 00:00:06,874 --> 00:00:11,979 She's currently going through with her earthly trials. Good luck, Punie-chan! 4 00:00:20,787 --> 00:00:23,790 Magical Witch Punie-chan 5 00:00:24,057 --> 00:00:26,927 Spin that Princess Rod. 6 00:00:27,294 --> 00:00:30,163 She has descended from the land of magic. 7 00:00:30,564 --> 00:00:33,634 Spin that magical stick. 8 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:36,737 Pleased to meet you, Punie Tanaka. 9 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:43,477 Lightning, sweep, exterminate, use your powers and rule the world. 10 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:48,348 Don't trust those kind words and nice smiles. 11 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:57,524 Lyrical Tokarev, kill them all. 12 00:00:57,925 --> 00:01:04,398 I will take you to the land of paradise. 13 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:10,804 Lyrical Tokarev, kill them all. 14 00:01:11,038 --> 00:01:19,713 There's only one way to survive, and that is to fight. 15 00:01:27,354 --> 00:01:38,298 There's only one path that leads to supremacy, and that is by fighting. 16 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:44,137 Railroad Journal 17 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,674 Good morning, Tetsuko-chan! 18 00:01:50,877 --> 00:01:52,212 Morning, Punie-chan. 19 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,780 We'll be late if we don't hurry. 20 00:01:54,014 --> 00:01:55,182 You're right. 21 00:01:56,416 --> 00:02:00,053 Dr. Yellow's HO is a limited edition. 22 00:02:00,921 --> 00:02:02,623 Handmade Noodles 23 00:02:08,895 --> 00:02:09,930 What's wrong? 24 00:02:28,215 --> 00:02:29,783 Ouch! 25 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:32,085 Tetsuko-chan, you okay? 26 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:35,022 This is horrible. Who'd make a pitfall? 27 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:38,091 You poor thing. I'll help you right away. 28 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:45,198 Think of that as my greeting, Punie. 29 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,468 Episode 3: Shocking Breakfast Strategy!? 30 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:51,071 If a Little Cuckoo Doesn't Chirp, Kill It!! 31 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:53,040 A pitfall? 32 00:02:53,273 --> 00:02:55,042 That's unfortunate. 33 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:57,477 That's right. I'm angry. 34 00:02:57,711 --> 00:02:59,680 Well, you should be careful. 35 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:03,684 There are a lot of people who hate your guts, including me. 36 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:06,019 Next up is Tanaka! 37 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:07,521 Right! 38 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,158 Here I go! 39 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:19,466 Tetsuko-chan. 40 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:22,436 Can you go ahead of me? 41 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:23,870 Sure. 42 00:03:24,604 --> 00:03:27,107 Tetsuko Koku is going instead! 43 00:03:28,341 --> 00:03:31,545 From Shinbashi with the sound of a whistle... 44 00:03:34,281 --> 00:03:37,484 ...our fast train leaves the station. 45 00:03:39,786 --> 00:03:42,989 With the mountain of Atago within sight... 46 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:49,229 ...you embark on a journey with the moon as your friend. There! 47 00:04:06,213 --> 00:04:07,814 This huge pitfall... 48 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:11,184 Could it be... 49 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,520 You avoided it nicely, Punie. 50 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:15,722 You! 51 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:17,858 But your luck's run out. 52 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:20,460 I'm here to take your life! 53 00:04:21,628 --> 00:04:24,498 Hole-digger Ellie. So it was you all along. 54 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:27,701 My name is Elise von Barbaroque. 55 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:32,072 Don't ever call me that again! Give me the right of succession! 56 00:04:32,472 --> 00:04:33,673 Punie-chan. 57 00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:37,444 Succession? Is she an assassin from the land of magic? 58 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:41,348 Royal authority is sacred. I can't give it to you. 59 00:04:42,249 --> 00:04:43,817 As I expected. 60 00:04:44,050 --> 00:04:46,820 Then die by viper fangs! 61 00:04:47,053 --> 00:04:49,055 Tekerettsu paa! 62 00:04:51,358 --> 00:04:54,361 Lyrical Tokarev, kill them all! 63 00:04:54,594 --> 00:04:56,196 Mongooses, appear! 64 00:04:59,332 --> 00:05:01,501 Those mongooses are so cute! 65 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:16,316 Looks like we can't settle it with magic. 66 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:20,554 Then... 67 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:31,731 We'll have to use physical attacks! 68 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:52,419 She got behind Punie! 69 00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:53,486 Punie-chan! 70 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,732 She did it. 71 00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:32,192 Punie is good. Every one of her moves can take me down. 72 00:06:32,425 --> 00:06:37,297 If she gets a good grip, my joints will be bent in awkward directions! 73 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:43,937 Amazing... That lady is fighting toe to toe with Punie. 74 00:06:44,170 --> 00:06:46,239 Come on, Punie-chan! 75 00:06:47,941 --> 00:06:50,810 But your perfection is your greatest weakness. 76 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:52,412 That's where I'll strike! 77 00:06:56,316 --> 00:06:57,083 She got her! 78 00:06:57,317 --> 00:06:58,752 You fell for it! 79 00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:00,620 A dummy! 80 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:13,800 Those cuffs have the magic-inhibiting mark of the evil god Anisakis. 81 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:18,772 Looks like you can't use your magic or your submission holds, Punie. 82 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:22,042 Stop! 83 00:07:24,911 --> 00:07:27,213 Why are you doing such a cruel thing? 84 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,783 It's not right to take the throne by force! 85 00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:33,954 This isn't right? 86 00:07:34,854 --> 00:07:36,356 You've misunderstood! 87 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:39,893 The Tanaka family is the one who usurped the throne! 88 00:07:43,563 --> 00:07:48,601 My father, King Barbaroque, was a wise monarch loved by his people. 89 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:00,613 But... 90 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:03,083 Suspicious empire 91 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:06,152 Rise and revolt! Overthrow the traitor! 92 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:30,110 We were cast out thanks to Punie's mother, Esmeralda, and her dirty plan. 93 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:39,586 I should've been the princess of Saint Magical Kingdom! 94 00:08:40,987 --> 00:08:43,189 What? That can't be! 95 00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:46,659 Punie-chan, say something! 96 00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:52,165 Your father was incompetent, so he was overthrown. 97 00:08:52,599 --> 00:08:53,299 What? 98 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,701 Punie-chan! 99 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:57,637 As a matter of fact, you should be grateful. 100 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:00,640 Since he was thrown out instead of beheaded. 101 00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:08,214 The king was incompetent, so he's having a hard time getting a job. 102 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:11,985 He goes to the Hello Work hiring office daily... 103 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:14,888 ...and Mother does housework and makes fake flowers. 104 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:19,893 We're in such needy circumstances, and our lives are like hell itself. 105 00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:24,531 Now it's your family's turn to suffer! 106 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:33,273 Not good, not good. 107 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:35,375 Punie's in big trouble! 108 00:09:35,608 --> 00:09:37,410 What should I do? What should I do? 109 00:09:37,644 --> 00:09:39,679 Please calm down, honey. 110 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,347 Yes, but... 111 00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:44,851 If she has trouble defeating such a foe... 112 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,887 ...then she's unworthy of being my successor. 113 00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,332 Die! 114 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:11,344 Did you think handcuffs could restrain me? 115 00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:12,779 Shut up! 116 00:10:13,012 --> 00:10:15,415 Princess Capoeira Kick! 117 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:23,857 You've misunderstood the meaning of a legitimate monarch. 118 00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:26,659 You have to claim the throne with power! 119 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:30,897 Shut your mouth, little girl! You're still handcuffed, you know! 120 00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:33,967 So you think it's over if I'm handcuffed? 121 00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:35,768 Silly. 122 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:40,039 Such a thing in the 4,000-year history of submission holds... 123 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:00,593 It's over. 124 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,595 I assumed I'd win. 125 00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:07,967 Princess Figure-four Leglock! 126 00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:12,672 If I can just reverse this move... 127 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,285 Princess STF! 128 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,422 Princess Reverse Armbar! 129 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:33,159 Princess Prison Break. 130 00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:37,063 Princess Chicken-wing Facelock! 131 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:40,366 Princess Monji Lock! 132 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:55,949 She might've been better off getting hurt by magic... 133 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,251 She's such a vicious woman. 134 00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:01,221 Did I do too much? Oops. 135 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:03,289 What do you mean "oops"? 136 00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:06,125 Episode 4: 137 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:09,696 Oh, So Cute! Did You Know the Chances of Having Twins Are 1/1 20? 138 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,134 Hey. 139 00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:16,436 You there. 140 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:22,308 The old lady with the aging skin. Do you know this person? 141 00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:25,511 Me? Are you talking about me? 142 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,081 Who else would it be? 143 00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:31,451 There's only one person here with aging skin... 144 00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:34,354 ...and a lifeless, stiff face, old lady. 145 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:35,655 Old lady. 146 00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:40,126 Oh, that's Punie-chan. 147 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,195 She's our friend. 148 00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:46,399 Oh, you old ladies are friends with our sister? 149 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,970 I'm surprised that the brute actually has friends! 150 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:54,073 Are you two Punie-chan's younger sisters? 151 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,009 Her younger sister, Pyun Tanaka. 152 00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:58,378 And Potaru Tanaka. 153 00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:01,114 Remember our names, idiots! 154 00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:06,586 They're definitely Punie's sisters. What vicious powers do they have... 155 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:10,223 Hurry up and take us to our sister. 156 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:13,559 Did you hear us, you idiot-faced blockhead? 157 00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:16,529 If I go easy, they'll beat me. 158 00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:19,799 You brats! You'd better watch what you say! 159 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:22,168 Ouch! It hurts! 160 00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:23,703 That's terrible! 161 00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:25,905 What are you doing, Anego-san? 162 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,174 What the hell? They're so weak. 163 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:32,145 I'll get revenge on Punie by taking it out on them. 164 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:35,281 Big Sister! 165 00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:36,582 Pyun! Potarul! 166 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:38,551 Big Sister! 167 00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:40,820 Pyun! Potarul! 168 00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:45,558 They haven't seen each other in so long. Get yourselves pampered. 169 00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:56,102 Hand over the right of succession to us, you rotten witch! 170 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,737 You evil witch! 171 00:13:57,970 --> 00:14:01,507 That's why you came to Earth? You don't know when to quit. 172 00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:04,410 Payatan and Hole-digger Ellie were the same. 173 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:09,482 Why does everyone from the land of magic want to kill Punie-chan? 174 00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:13,786 The right of succession aside... 175 00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:18,124 Don't use sharp objects in the streets! 176 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,926 We're sorry! 177 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:24,464 I have to go to school, so stay at the Punie house and behave. 178 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,065 Okay... 179 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:35,274 That's not like you. Letting them go after a spanking. 180 00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:36,809 Oh, really? 181 00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:42,248 It was too easy. They say even lions are serious when hunting rabbits. 182 00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:46,018 Of course I'm serious... 183 00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:47,520 ...when I hunt. 184 00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:50,156 Like I thought. You're vicious, Punie. 185 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:58,097 We came for her head, but we ended up really embarrassed. 186 00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:02,034 We won't let her get away with this! That goby witch! 187 00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:11,277 I'm Payatan! 188 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,513 Hey, fake mammal! 189 00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:16,015 Come here for a second. 190 00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:18,718 What is it, paya? 191 00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:21,954 Are you giving me something good to eat, paya? 192 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:26,993 We're the only ones here, Payatan. 193 00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:30,930 Or should I say Colonel Paya Livingston? 194 00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:36,068 What is this about? 195 00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:40,039 Abandon our sister and become our mascot. 196 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,608 We'll guarantee you'll succeed in life. 197 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:45,678 Oh, jeez. Not that story again... 198 00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:57,190 Come up with a better story next time. 199 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:00,426 See you. 200 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:01,494 Wait! 201 00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:05,231 You think you can get away by turning your back to us? 202 00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:08,067 Listen, little girls. 203 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,470 Punie might be nice to you... 204 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,873 ...but I'm not nice at all. 205 00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:16,976 A pet with a bad mouth like that. 206 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:18,811 I'm disappointed, Potaru. 207 00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:22,748 You're right, Pyun. I thought he'd make a good mascot. 208 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,818 Let's go find another one. 209 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,922 Those rings! Don't tell me... 210 00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:34,861 S-Stop! 211 00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:42,235 They're foul-mouthed, but your sisters are cute. 212 00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:46,172 Right. They're much younger, so I adore them very much. 213 00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:48,174 I end up pampering them. 214 00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:49,275 Let's go! 215 00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:55,648 I heard the sound of a carriage. 216 00:16:58,484 --> 00:16:59,418 Let's go! 217 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,057 Payatan! 218 00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:08,194 P-Punie-sama, be careful... 219 00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:10,296 Payatan... 220 00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,932 Those girls... 221 00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:16,269 Those girls have in their hands... 222 00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:26,345 Payatan! 223 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,627 Pyun... Potaru... 224 00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:45,665 I think I'm a little angry now. 225 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,301 We're already angry. 226 00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:51,337 You embarrassed us so many times in the past. 227 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:54,540 We can't go on without getting our revenge! 228 00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:58,778 That's the royal family's class-A magic equipment... 229 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:01,414 The Ring of the Immoral! 230 00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:05,685 Lyrical Tokarev, destroy everything! 231 00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:16,796 What happened? 232 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:23,569 I am Zephel Yetzler. 233 00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:26,439 A wandering soul with no master. 234 00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:28,641 He's trouble, paya... 235 00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:32,945 He's one of the oldest gods from before mythical times... 236 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,948 He's unbelievably strong, paya... 237 00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:53,499 What now? 238 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:56,769 Magic is ineffective against a god, idiot. 239 00:18:57,003 --> 00:19:02,274 Since he's that big, you can't use your submission holds, loser. 240 00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:06,479 Give us the right of succession and we'll spare you, filthy punk. 241 00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:10,683 On your knees. Cry and beg for your life, you bitch. 242 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,519 That's all you have to say? 243 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:14,687 What? 244 00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:18,090 Say everything you're thinking. 245 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:20,860 Because they'll be your last words. 246 00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:26,165 Pyun, don't hesitate. This is one of her usual dirty tricks. 247 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,734 She can't possibly win against a god. 248 00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,403 Yeah, you're right. 249 00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:34,373 Zephel, get rid of that insidious witch! 250 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,390 I told you before. 251 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:54,360 A champion uses submission holds. 252 00:19:57,496 --> 00:19:58,864 He did it! 253 00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:04,236 There's no submission hold that won't work! 254 00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:09,475 Princess Figure-four Fingerlock! 255 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:16,549 Give up? 256 00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:19,018 No! No! 257 00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:20,586 Come on! 258 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:32,264 You're that witch from back then! 259 00:20:32,498 --> 00:20:35,134 Long time no see, Zephel Yetzler. 260 00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:40,372 Spare me! 261 00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:48,147 Punie-chan, what did you do to that god? 262 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:50,382 Now... 263 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,287 Pyun, Potaru... 264 00:20:55,521 --> 00:21:00,993 If you do this again, I'll keep applying submission holds again and again... 265 00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:04,196 ..till your flesh and bones turn to dust. 266 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:05,831 We're sorry! 267 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:09,602 As long as you understand. I'll make you some pancakes. 268 00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:12,605 Yay! Yay! Yay! 269 00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:15,441 I really like your pancakes! 270 00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:16,709 And honey? 271 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,311 Of course. I'll pour plenty of it. 272 00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:20,312 Yay! 273 00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:23,048 Fear the land of magic... 274 00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:33,692 You're getting closer to becoming a weak character like me. 275 00:21:53,579 --> 00:22:01,287 If you bend the knees upside down... 276 00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:08,894 ...even your belief about crushing a rock becomes distorted. 277 00:22:09,628 --> 00:22:17,102 Good, justice, and even the truth Is gone when you feel the pain. 278 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:25,644 Even those with fortitude have joints. 279 00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:33,619 Take a look. This is the submission of a monarch. 280 00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:46,265 As long as you have fortitude, you will prosper. 281 00:23:06,785 --> 00:23:10,055 Next, "Can You Decide Someone's Value with Test Scores?" 282 00:23:10,289 --> 00:23:13,025 "I'm Probably a Zero Anyway. That's Right." 283 00:23:13,259 --> 00:23:16,228 "When I Saw You Sweep Back Your Bangs Under the Apple Tree... 284 00:23:16,462 --> 00:23:21,133 ...with the Flower-comb in Your Hair, I Thought You Were a Flower Too."